But if I grow up to be a halfway-decent person, I know it'll be because of my mom and dad. I'm always screwing up in school and getting in trouble with the law. (Sniffling)” ―Bart Simpson “ (To Judge Harm) Your Honor, it's not easy being my parents. Now I'm paying the price but there's so many things I'll never get a chance to do: smoke a cigarette, use a fake I.D., shave a swear word in my hair.

“ (To Lisa) You got the brains and talent to go as far as you want and when you do I'll be right there to borrow money.” ―Bart Simpson “ I've done a lot of bad stuff through the years. And I think if something” ―can bring us that close it can't possibly be bad. You've helped me out with things and we're closer than we've ever been. But I just want to say that the past few weeks have been great.

“ Eat My Shorts!” ―Bart's catchphrase “ ¡Ay, caramba!” ―Bart's catchphrase “ I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?” ―Bart's catchphrase “ Eep.” ―Bart's catchphrase “ Don't have a cow, Man!” ―Bart's catchphrase “ I didn't do it.” ―Bart's catchphrase “ Ow! Quit it!” ―Bart's catchprase “ Get bent” ―Bart's catchprase “ (To Homer) I cheated on the intelligence test.

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